You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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