my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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