so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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