Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
