your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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