Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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