It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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