nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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