I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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