how can u be prego again
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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