Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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