so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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