is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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