I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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