All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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