nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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