Is it normal to miss your booty call?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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