I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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