Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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