I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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