Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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