Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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