The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Send help, water and tortillas.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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