When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Who wears a wallet chain?!
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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