they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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