so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize