he thought i was a dude.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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