a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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