just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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