She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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