I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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