before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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