i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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