I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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