Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Randomize
