Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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