I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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