Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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