No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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