I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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