she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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