So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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