he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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