at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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