Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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