I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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