And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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