with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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