butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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