halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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