I'm so fucking centered right now
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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