How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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