if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I need moral support for this bender
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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