...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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