I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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