In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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