You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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