Heybabeimwearingurpanties
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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